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Occupation: Dinosaurs. This is my place to post the things in my head and make sense of my life. Follow for follow. I'm here for all of my followers, if you ever need to talk or need advice I'm here and I'll try to help as much as I can.

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

(via justanotherteenagef-ckup)

snorlaxatives:

the worst part about eating fun sized candy is watching the wrappers pile up

(via yodahoe)

julianastudillo:

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

i needed this, thank you.

(via justanotherteenagef-ckup)

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

(via ionlyfollowbadblogs)

marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

(via everyflower-mustgrowthroughdirt)


  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

conquer-for-a-legacy:

nyankee:

aristi-cthonia:

awfulbanter:

Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.

Holy shit.

woah there

girls last longer and normally the better of the two and mens are disappointing and not really worth the effort? ahaha. there’s a positive

(via between-truth-and-lies)